My co-blogger and I are like the two...
Sin Titulo: I don't think that's neurotic. Well, maybe it is. But I'm the same way. But it screws you over and not in a nice way, or a polite way, or even a pleasurable way. Because you search for something new and hot and exciting. And then you stop searching and you start hunting. You know what I mean. Hunting. Suddenly you're in the jungle, you've got a knife in your teeth, and you're going to find that mythological super tiger or whatever, because this time, fucking this time, it's personal. And then you end up getting off to something lame and you think, "Next time, oh yes..."
Luna de Miel: Yes, exactly. That's always how it is. You get all frenetic and weird
and looking for that one perfect thing and telling people to please
leave you alone and then you end up getting off to something totally
stupid and you have wasted an entire hour looking at free porn. Just
to get off to some stupid blowjob clip. What I hate is physically,
when you get to a certain point of no return and you end up coming
anyway. You know what else I hate and think is the least sexy thing
ever? Gaping.
Sin: As in a gaping vagina? It's like the abyss. Don't look in there!
Luna: Or a gaping asshole! Which is worse?
Sin: Which is worse? I'd much, much, much rather stare into the pink eye than the brown eye.
Oct 21st